Gordon, if it truly “never ceases to amaze (you) how people can take a horrible situation and make it worse”, then why aren’t you ripping on the idiot frat guys who made the situation worse by bitching about their suspension?

It never ceases to amaze me how people can take a horrible situation and make it worse. I think I’ll choose the same words as danger when I say that you are both shameless and soulless. You know nothing. And the sooner you get that into your simple, selfish heads, the sooner you’ll go jump off a fucking bridge and make this world a better place. Neal, go write some more hilarious cartoons about the “Dumb Fairy”! How creative, fresh, and such a joy to read! You are so cleaver, sir, and one talented fellow, but let me pick your brain for a minute. Let’s see…you somehow “experience” an event, wonder to yourself “Neal, how can I make a difficult situation worse all while insulting those involved from an untouchable, cowardly post? Ah ha! I’ll draw cartoons.” From a medical student, Neal, you and your occupation are truly, truly worthless. You offer zero benefits to society, and when you are lying alone, some years from now, with nothing but a few last breaths between you and death please remember this: You left this world worse than you found it and caused nothing but pain and anguish along the way.

Danger had a great ending sentence…what was it again?
Ahh yes. Go Fuck Yourselves.