So I was driving from Omaha to Lincoln yesterday and started thinking of teabagger lightbulb jokes. I don’t remember how I got started on it, but I kept calling a friend of mine and pestering him with them, so he started writing them down. I posted some of these on twitter already, but here’s the full routine. Warning: they range from brilliant to just sort of brilliant.
How many TeaBaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
I think it was only one, but Fox News has been reporting that it may have been as many as two million.
How many TeaBaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
None! You need to just step back, stop interfering and the light bulb will change itself!
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
None! They were all too angry, so someone else had to change it for them.
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Just one, and then he tried to return it but the receipt said it was purchased in KENYA.
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Stop trying to change the light bulb! USA Burned Out Light Bulb No. 1!
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
A lot — their lightbulbs are always burning out because they leave the lights on all the time because Al Gore flies a private jet.
In their native environment, they are pretty bloodthirsty:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4310180&id=619468241&ref=nf
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to read the instructions off their hand.
neal replied:
February 14th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
brilliant.
One to screw in the bulb and another to read the instructions off their hand.