Dim bulb

So I was driving from Omaha to Lincoln yesterday and started thinking of teabagger lightbulb jokes. I don’t remember how I got started on it, but I kept calling a friend of mine and pestering him with them, so he started writing them down. I posted some of these on twitter already, but here’s the full routine. Warning: they range from brilliant to just sort of brilliant.

How many TeaBaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
I think it was only one, but Fox News has been reporting that it may have been as many as two million.

How many TeaBaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
None! You need to just step back, stop interfering and the light bulb will change itself!

How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
None! They were all too angry, so someone else had to change it for them.

How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Just one, and then he tried to return it but the receipt said it was purchased in KENYA.

How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Stop trying to change the light bulb! USA Burned Out Light Bulb No. 1!

How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
A lot — their lightbulbs are always burning out because they leave the lights on all the time because Al Gore flies a private jet.

4 Responses to Dim bulb

  1. jim says:

    In their native environment, they are pretty bloodthirsty:

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4310180&id=619468241&ref=nf

  2. Alex says:

    How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
    I dunno. How many?
    Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to read the instructions off their hand.

    neal replied:

    brilliant.

  3. raju says:

    One to screw in the bulb and another to read the instructions off their hand.

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