So I was driving from Omaha to Lincoln yesterday and started thinking of teabagger lightbulb jokes. I don’t remember how I got started on it, but I kept calling a friend of mine and pestering him with them, so he started writing them down. I posted some of these on twitter already, but here’s the full routine. Warning: they range from brilliant to just sort of brilliant.
How many TeaBaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
I think it was only one, but Fox News has been reporting that it may have been as many as two million.
How many TeaBaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
None! You need to just step back, stop interfering and the light bulb will change itself!
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
None! They were all too angry, so someone else had to change it for them.
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Just one, and then he tried to return it but the receipt said it was purchased in KENYA.
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Stop trying to change the light bulb! USA Burned Out Light Bulb No. 1!
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
A lot — their lightbulbs are always burning out because they leave the lights on all the time because Al Gore flies a private jet.
In their native environment, they are pretty bloodthirsty:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4310180&id=619468241&ref=nf
How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno. How many?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to read the instructions off their hand.
brilliant.
One to screw in the bulb and another to read the instructions off their hand.