Believe it or not, at the end of April I sat down and wrote out what my Top 10 rejects were going to be. Then I kept the paper in my pocket for whenever I was going to have a minute to post them. Then I took it out of my pocket and lost it. I could’ve done something simple like re-rank them, but instead, I waited until the paper and I were in the same place with a few minutes to spare. And to hopefully atone for the tardiness, I’m throwing in three bonus rejects.
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13 rejects that made me laugh this time. Still think they’re better than the published ones.
Let’s call these “unpublished gems” insteasd of rejects.
Have you ever thought of finishing these and publishing a book of them? #3 is way, way, WAY too good to go to waste, and #1 is literally one of the funniest cartoons i’ve seen in a while.
#1 is the #2!