Boy, when the Nebraska Republicans have the opportunity to hitch their wagons to a star with the sheer electrical presence of Mike “My Lips Don’t Move When I Talk” Johanns, you know they’re just gonna…I mean, get outta the way, Hal “The Last Original Thought I Had Was When I Was Eleven” Daub or Jon “My Hometown’s Literally MY Hometown” Bruning…I’ll bet Bob Kerrey’s losing sleep over this…four, maybe five seconds a night, easy…
Boy, when the Nebraska Republicans have the opportunity to hitch their wagons to a star with the sheer electrical presence of Mike “My Lips Don’t Move When I Talk” Johanns, you know they’re just gonna…I mean, get outta the way, Hal “The Last Original Thought I Had Was When I Was Eleven” Daub or Jon “My Hometown’s Literally MY Hometown” Bruning…I’ll bet Bob Kerrey’s losing sleep over this…four, maybe five seconds a night, easy…