Some folks tried to put together a healthcare reform rally and Sen. Johanns’ staff called the cops.
“Johanns’ voters– teachers, members of the armed forces, and SEIU members– set up a table with apple pie and signs welcoming the Senator and urging him to support a uniquely American solution to healthcare reform,” explained Jane Kleeb, SEIU State Director. “Instead of coming by and saying hello, the Senator walked right by us as we were surrounded by police, and the Senator said ‘good luck with that.’”SEIU received advanced permission from the Nebraska Medical Center to greet the Senator as he started his day of roundtables on healthcare reform. Instead of greeting the healthcare reform advocates at the table, the Senator’s staff called the police.
I’m trying to think of some kind of catchy health-reform name that could double as naughty slang but I’m at a loss. Anybody have any healthcare rally concept name ideas that rival teabagging in its awesome vulgarity?
I can’t think of anyway to relate it to healthcare, so maybe someone else can provide the assist, but I think something involving “donkey punch” is the best move.
Johanns voters? Being led by Scott Kleeb’s wife? Give me a break! I read the article and it was pretty sparse on actual ” they called the cops on us” and pretty full of propaganda.
Also, I must disagree with Joshua. I feel that the lowly donkey punch has been overplayed, and you’re much better off going with a classic movie-to-porno title (remembering that the title must have some sort of America/democracy reference to it), such as “Mr. Smith Goes to Wash her Mound, Erection, or perhaps Cumming on America.”
Reread that — she’s not saying “Johanns voters” as in people who specifically voted for Johanns but “Johanns’ voters” with the possessive apostrophe, like “Johanns’ constituents.”
Though, for the sake of argument, I don’t think it is all that unrealistic to assume that Scott & Jane know some Republicans.
Jon Stewart uses “douchebaggery”, which always makes me laugh.