Another shamefully late Top 10 Rejects: May

I promise next month’s will be (closer to being) on time. As a bonus, don’t forget I already revealed two rejects from May. So you really get twelve.

10. Man, arena jokes sure seem old by now.
arena potholes

9. So do jokes about the Treasurer’s race.
state treasurer tom nesbitt don stenberg tony fulton

8.
medicaid public schools governor dave heineman 4 four day work week DMV

7.
federal government brown skin

6.
smoking monkey governor dave heineman senator charlie janssen

5.
nebraska right to life senator mike flood governor dave heineman julie schmit albin

4.
lincoln roads potholes pot holes

3.
arena 2015 vision group tom osborne harvey perlman

2. Kris Kobach has figured out how to turn frightened rural white people into ATMs.
kris kobach fremont illegal immigration law bill

1.
auburn bulldogs tony fulton treasurer

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mark

Comment by mark | 06/25/10 at 7:48 am

the monkey witha sign thing has potential. back burner that!

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theotherneill

Comment by theotherneill | 06/25/10 at 2:13 pm

All were good. #2 should have been published. #6 the LJS needs to keep the gag going, the Gov. doesn’t speak out on what he should. But #1 had soda coming out of my nose.

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WB

Comment by WB | 06/28/10 at 8:24 am

As a “Bulldog”… I find number 1 hysterical… keep your eye on Mr. Fulton… we haven’t seen the last of him… unfortunately.

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